Here is a list of Pack 793's favorite jokes.
Scout 1: I understand you like to do magic tricks. What's your favorite?
Scout 2: Sawing people in half.
Scout 1: Interesting, and are there any other people in your family?
Scout 2: Yes, I have two half brothers and two half sisters.
Scout 1: (comes out looking at ground, circles around #2 looking down all the time)
Scout 2: Are you looking for something?
Scout 1: Yes
Scout 2: What is it? Maybe I can help
Scout 1: I'm looking for marbles.
Scout 2: Why are you looking for marbles? There aren't any here.
Scout 1: Well, I overheard someone say you were losing yours and I was going to help you find them.
Scout 1: I'm here to see the fortune teller.
Scout 2: I'm the fortune teller and I charge $20 for two questions.
Scout 1: Isn't that a lot of money for two questions?
Scout 2: Yes, it is. Now what is your second question?
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